It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version This page was created by our editorial team. Each page is manually curated, researched, collected, and issued by our staff writers. Quotes contained on this page have been double checked for their citations, their accuracy and the impact it will have on our readers.
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I have no dignity. Why should I die with dignity? That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end - inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing. This is what I need, just what I need.
This guy really smells. What is so hard, you take the cap off, you roll it on. I feel something rubbing against me.
Best quotes from Seinfeld. Our favorite quote: "You know, George, they are doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days. I'd be happy to set up a meet and greet."/ See you at the cafeteria. -Jerry Seinfeld Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. I have been performing feats of strength all morning. - Frank Costanza I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham. - George Costanza Newman. Discover Jerry Seinfeld quotes about dating. Share with friends. Create amazing picture quotes from Jerry Seinfeld quotations.
Disgusting animals, these people should be in a cage. We are in a cage.
Think about people in concentration camps, what they went through. And the hostages.
What would you do if you were a hostage? Think about that. This is nothing. I had so much promise.
I was personable, I was brightoh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Got nostalgia? Get your fix of 90s articles here.
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Ross: I don't think there's any greater tragedy than when parents outlive their children. George Costanza: Yes, I hope my parents die long before I do. See, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum.
Puddy: Well, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner. A fifty kroner? How much is that? Elaine: We have to break up. George Costanza: You've got to apologize. Jerry: Why? Jerry: How does that affect me? Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
Kramer: Oh, Little Jerry loves the morning. Jerry: Who?
Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah I named my chicken after you. The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing. George: Mulva! Jerry: Mulva?
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Ah, look, I? I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists. George Costanza: You're gonna over-dry your laundry.
Seinfeld is arguably one of the funniest sitcoms ever, and inarguably one of the best quote-able comedies of all time. During its nine-year run, it was nominated for an impressive 11 Emmy Awards for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series (winning twice), and is full of so many memorable quotations and phrases -"Seinfeld-isms," if you will - that people still use them . "I'd rather be dating the blind. You know you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good-looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her." - George.
Jerry: You can't over-dry. George Costanza: Why not? Jerry: Same reason you can't over-wet.
Elaine: Why does everything have to be so Jerry: I'm a comedian. Episodes Overview Scripts Contact. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community!
The Best of Seinfeld Quotes Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian. They are a very festive people. I have no speech. All right, hey, you've been great!
See you at the cafeteria. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. I have been performing feats of strength all morning. My whole life is a sham.
Jerry: Hello, Newman.